Graduation tips
Wondering what you’ll do during those graduation speeches? Here are some ways to distract yourself during the ceremony:
- Keep tally of how many times President Lefton says “excellence.” For every tally, that’s one shot at the bar later on.
- Try this. It’s called “Graduation Bingo.” Every time someone says something or does something that’s mentioned in one of the squares, you can mark it off. The first one with a Bingo gets free drinks that night.
- Scan the crowd and pick out each person who looks like a celebrity.
- Count how many students you actually know and how many have fallen asleep.
- Rate everyone’s shoes — one to five. One means they have good style. Five means they don’t at all.